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Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing' (eu.usatoday.com)

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[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's a good reason it doesn't say they're mixing fruit with vegetables.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm making an all fruit smoothie ~(cucumber and olive)~, you want one?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago

Oh! Yeah, but as some tomato and pumpkin, too!