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Mushroom murderer tried to kill husband with pasta, cookies and curry, court was told (www.bbc.com)

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[–] miseducator@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Wow. Took dude four near death experiences before he started suspecting that he was being deliberately poisoned rather than his kind of wife was just a really shit cook. I'd hope that I'd start avoiding my wife's cooking after the second time I was shitting out my eyeballs.