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Mushroom murderer tried to kill husband with pasta, cookies and curry, court was told (www.bbc.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It sounds like at first he thought he had a food allergy or something. It's tough to blame a dude who's been in a coma for not having all his mental faculties and puzzling out he's a victim of attempted murder.

i wonder if it bothers her that her primary victim got away, or if she's satisfied that she fucked him up forever by killing a bunch of his relatives.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

The husband cancelled on the lunch the night before, so she easily could've just not poisoned his relatives or rescheduled if her main intent was to kill him. Especially after watching the short clip on this site, I'm pretty certain shes just a sociopath and was satisfied to have hurt him and killed his relatives. She's also a terrible fucking actor based on the 2 second clip of her "crying".