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The US Air Force wants to test blowing up Cybertrucks because 'it is likely the type of vehicles used by the enemy may transition to Tesla Cyber trucks' (www.pcgamer.com)

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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

ISIS: So we switch to cybertrucks then?

ISIS 2: Can't handle heat and sand.

Boko Haram: So we switch to cybertrucks?

BH 2: Can't handle water.

Cartels: So we switch to Cybertrucks?

Cartels 2: Toyotas are cheaper.

IDF: Cybertrucks?

IDF 2: Starving GaZa is cruel enough without torturing their eyes, too.

Edit: Ya'll Quieda: Cybertrucks?

Ya'll Quieda 2: Hell yeah! They piss off the libs!

Ya'll Quieda 3: But God Emperor Trump hates them now!

Ya'll Quieda 2: Trump hates them but the libs hate them??? I DUNNO WHAT TO DO???

Edit 2:

Russia: Cybertrucks?

Russia 2: Better than what we current---

Ukraine : Got one!!!

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

The military already know you can't do anything to stop a Hilux. They're just trying for better numbers in their testing now.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I feel like the IDF2 one is more like "the small bodies of starved palestinian children get stuck between the panels and are difficult to remove"