badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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NO! the superior people are those with one palmar crease in at least one palm!
You've got a simian crease?
yeah, on my right hand
Thats pretty rare. I think its like 2% of people or something like that.
A teacher told me they used to use creases for operative landmarks and surgeons would be worried by people with sydney and simian creases, but they stopped doing that because it turns out the creases don't correlate to shit.
yeah, i dont know about any genetic abormalities i may have. my dad did kinda have 4-ish kidneys (or maybe just 2 but with more than the required amount of piping) though, we know that. nobody knew until he was 50+ cos nobody looked