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[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Are they going to update the Declaration of Independence to include the part where is was about unity and love and respect? Preferably in bold sharpie or MS Paint, just to sell the illusion.

Was it deliberate that the dumbest people in the country elect the dumbest candidate to lead us into the dumbest period of American history (so far)?