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Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

VANCE: [...] I had a buddy who used to eat French fries with mayonnaise. I thought that was disgusting.

Vance further confirmed to have no taste

[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

jd would puke himself inside out if he went to germany

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

We can only hope

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

he would just be puking out couch stuffing.

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Vance doesn't seem the type to go down on someone.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

Jules wasn't a fan either

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

hes certainly referring to something, but its not food.