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Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] dcpDarkMatter@kbin.earth 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She's just as evil as he is, so it's only a matter of time before that catches up to her too. (Miller's only 39, iirc).

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Miller's only 39, iirc

Holy fuck, looks like hate really ages one out.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

And just like kissinger, he'll live to 100. My only hope is he spends it in prison

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

he looks older, Also the fact the he once dyed his scalp to look younger.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard about asshole bleaching, to make it look nicer, but looks like it doesn't work here.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

it was actually hilarious, theres a picture of him with his DYED scalp.