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Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Funny you’d assume she wants that. I assume they have a political marriage. He can point to his non-white wife as “evidence” he’s not racist, and she can use his influence to kickstart her media career, and neither of them have any real affection for each other.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I thought she ran off to be in Elmo’s pussy garage.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

or she does to simulate his lack of"load"