this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
289 points (95.0% liked)

Not The Onion

17632 readers
1554 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] keyhoh@piefed.social -1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm glad there's one person with sense in this thread. Who would've thought my least popular comment in the Fediverse would be calling for caution over starting WW3?

These idiots here can forfeit their own lives if they want, but don't forfeit my little girl's life because you're too lazy to open a psychology and a history book. You don't assassinate world leaders on foreign soil and get away with it, scot free.

[–] Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone here is seriously in favor of killing him. Just jokes and crossed fingers.

[–] keyhoh@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

How often do you down vote online comments as a joke? Well I got a whole bunch of em in this thread. I'm sure war is all jokes to the people here. Smh

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 1 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago)

I'm rather surprised by the disproportionate voting as well. I was just playing devils advocate tbh.

For the record, I've not voted either way on anything in this thread. I will say, you seem to be taking this far more seriously than perhaps you should. This isn't the war room; it's a throwaway convo with strangers about hypotheticals...