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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 1 day ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Came here to make this exact same comment. Yall, do not buy shrimp from Walmart lmao this was common sense 15 years ago

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And if there are no other grocery stores in the area that sell shrimp at a similar price point?

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

A reasonable person would choose not to buy shrimp. Perhaps it’s at the price point because of its quality.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Then maybe geography is trying to tell your landlocked ass not to get shrimp