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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Please God let them add radioactive shrimp to the next Fallout game.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Already have two of them in FO4. Mirelurk hunters and Fogcrawlers.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the next Fallout game.

Next one might not be a game.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

💀💀💀💀

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Start collecting your bottle caps now!

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Well the Mirelurks already exist

[–] 24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I could swear I'd run across some packaged prawns in game, but i may be hallucinating that. Weird though, as I can even visualize the packaging. I did find this when searching though from a fallout game that was cancelled:

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Mutant_mantis_shrimp