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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 19 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Living in the USA in 2025 is like that movie Cabin in the Woods. Basically every conceivable way for the country to end is happening simultaneously, all at once, and even then nobody bet on the radioactive shrimp, not even the maintenance crew. Granted, the reason they didn't bet on the shrimp is because they all got furloughed by DOGE back in February.