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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 71 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Add it to the pile of really obviously stupid ideas that can be thwarted with 3 seconds of thought...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 65 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

The issue isn't about thwarting the plan. The Wall already doesn't work. Even conservative think tanks will admit to that much.

The issue is coming back to The Wall as a cultural rallying point. Build it 10' taller. Build two walls. Put turrets on the walls. Patrol with drones. Add more barbed wire. Unleash sharks with laser beams on their heads into the Rio Grande. Litter the border with radioactive waste.

Anything to get people to turn their eyes south and say "Aaaah! Invasion! It must be stopped!" The Wall is just the latest panacea for a problem these people invented. They're going to keep coming back and re-imagining it in between cooking up increasingly elaborate hoaxes about armies of brown people marching across it to Steal our Freedom.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It's literally the wall song from Hadestown.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The percentage of the population for whom 3 seconds of thought is too much to ask is disheartening. But also nothing new.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

It's not the quantity of thought but the quality that disturbs me.