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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (7 children)

When I was in middle school, we had to make a list of pros and cons of slavery for classwork. I remember it being homework but I can't see that bullshit flying if the parents knew.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pros and cons from who's perspective?

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That, detective, is the right question.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 0 points 1 week ago

Skip, tldr; the god perspective, it wasn't the right question and wasted time. Obviously the perspective of the reader which if mentally stable understand the god perspective and thereby learn from it.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like there are two ways that list could go.

The first is trying to whitewash slavery. The second is trying to help students understand why horrible things like this happen; why did entire economic systems get built for such a horrific practice.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

why did entire economic systems get built for such a horrific practice.

Lol we are still under oppressive economic systems meant to strip us of our identities and leave us as worker slaves barely making ends meet but still deciding between medication or food. We live in the greatest country in the world /s

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago

So don't teach about slavery?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Lol we are still under oppressive economic systems

And you know something? Chattel slavery was far, far worse.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pros: Removes any ambiguity about who the shitbags are.

Cons: Now good people have to kill the shitbags to free the slaves.

The JohnBrowncoats vs the Brownshirts

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I like it honestly. Remove the idiocratic "Because it's bad, duh".

No. Make your research. Understand the problem. Feel the problem. See how far it gone, and why people used that, and what was the price to pay.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pro: Less work for me

Con: More work for them

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Southern state?