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[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 120 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Considering he’s basically a 14 year old in man’s body this is not at all surprising.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 117 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not even certain his body is that of a man...

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Kang while evil, wasn't totally incompetent.

"Trump! You incompetent (belch) boob! I told you to get the satellite linkup system signed and sealed, and what did you do? You let those lousy, disgusting Teenage Antifa Ninja Humans foil your plans again!"

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s got a cybertruck in there

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he's just a poorly animated transformer

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

14 your old with a dick that don't work mwahahaha!!