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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 167 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

This reminds me of the rapist Brock Turner, aka Allen Turner, the rapist.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, the rapist Brock Allen Turner is also the first thing that crossed my mind. How he got away after raping that girl and now is even trying to change his name.

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