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Florida to become first state to end all vaccine mandates, including in schools (www.cnbc.com)

submitted 4 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fucking going backwards. Way to go, USA.....wtf.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The way you think of the US, the US thinks of Florida.

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And the way the US thinks of Florida, Florida thinks of... uh...

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 days ago

Florida doesn't do much thinking.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Usually Mississippi. But under Desantis...

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Them Missisissys gonna beat us to all that sweet healthcare savins!