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Medicare Will Start Paying AI Companies a Share of Any Claims They Automatically Reject (futurism.com)
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[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Here's your head of Medicare.

Good Ol' Doctor Oz.

Big profile you should be able to track him down easy in the wee hours of the morning to ask some questions as any good citizen of someone representing their interests.

https://www.hhs.gov/about/leadership/mehmet-oz.html

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

I'm still incapable of fully accepting that's real.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ok, as a non american, that's not a real government site, right? this is a good joke?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trump likes to appoint people he sees on TV.