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[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If a retail worker did that shit they'd get fired on the spot. What a shit show smfh.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

He did get fired. He just didn't lose his medical license.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure if a retail worker was caught performing surgery, they'd be arrested.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Harharhar you're so funny I'm belly laughing right now.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Much harder to replace a trained anaesthetist than a retail worker, though.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Not a good excuse