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[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Steve Bannon need his throat chakra realigned. No more talking from him will be just fine. If I can smell him from wherever I am, I will make some soup later on. Again, I say If I can smell him from wherever I am, I am making some soup. It is getting near sweater & soup season.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he always looks unkempt, like he is having a hangover everyday.

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think if a skidmark were in human form, it would be him.