badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I second your cri de coeur, but let’s eschew the bureaucracy and take an even more insouciant, laissez-faire attitude here. As conscientious connoisseurs, we ought to call them “hors d’oeuvres”. 😉
How else are we going to emphasize the inequity that 10% of the words have 90% of the vowels?
I suppose there's always the bugbearsie:—
I like “bêtenoiresie” though. Like the landlords, it's got a house, and the end sounds a bit like “nazi”. Most importantly, still plenty of vowels!
bugbear sounds a bit cute but bete...bete..betelgeuse
