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[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

we are really getting dumber as a species.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ouch my balls looks more and more appealing by the day.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

They really do. ;)

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

We've always been this dumb. Just look at the gladiators.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"We" didn't get dumb, dumb people got louder because of technology. They have been empowered with a megaphone with an entire audience of fellow idiots.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 0 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure we're just getting dumber too.