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Emma Watson's so typical of the entitled generation who think they're right about everything - like the young woman who rolled her eyes at me the other day (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted 1 month ago by Pxtl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Daily Mail is by no means a credible source. Nevertheless, I'm going to let this one stand because it technically is a newspaper, and that's the actual fucking headline, God help us.

[–] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, sources are supposed to be credible? I thought the joke was "yes this is an article in an actual* newspaper that is so absurd it seems like it could be satirical"

*for a certain definition of "actual"

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Yep, it's a rule in the sidebar. But this one is so goddamn bonkers I'm making an exception.