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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Any man with a mask is a threat to me and my immigrant wife. I do not give a fuck if the patch says "POLICE". Here, get one on Amazon, anyone can.

I am armed everywhere I travel past my front yard. I am armed on my shitter. Insane, I know, but that's where America is at. I am on a fucking hair trigger. Course ICE isn't around here, we rednecks are well armed. Funny how that works out.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

Another reason is that your fellow rednecks, by and large, are all for this shit.