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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 59 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

aaand that's why we need to be able to install apps without their vetting.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This practice is by nature anti-competitive. All they're creating is a monopoly covered up by a promise of a walled garden.

As such, this shouldn't even be legal under todays jurisdictions.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

they always get a pass though. we are the ones who have to move our asses with this situation.

[–] ofespii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I mean... You only need the APK 👀

[–] RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

I already switched from Chrome to FF, I guess my phone needs a better OS next.

[–] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

great for a very small subset of people, lets ask an Abuela to side load an apk. its what makes these decisions by google/apple so fucking awful, they are direct attack on civilians.

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago

I miss the days of just needing a url