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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, every 10th government you get a free republic

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The empire will stand strong then. Jedi scum will perish.

[–] WereHacker@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More like a free Napoleon. 😀

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

The candy? Yay!

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

looks around

shit looks like the world is fresh out of free republics… could i interest you instead in a flawed democracy?