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[–] Mjpasta710@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t have a specific place nailed down yet, but somewhere in the EU most likely, or Japan (I speak the language a bit)

[–] ezyryder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

It's easier said than done. But you have an advantage speaking a foreign language.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

The next life.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'm going to live on a beach in Brasil. Life may be harder, but at least I'll have the beach