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[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 184 points 2 months ago (33 children)

They wouldn't know "gods plan" if it smacked them in the ass. They're literally worshipping the closest analogue to the Antichrist. These people are violently clueless.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah you're right, there is an actual "god's plan," but this isn't it.

Give me a fucking break. Grow up and stop believing in fairy tales.

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