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A third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s plan (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tony. He's the shitty stepdad god who gives you a $20 and tells you to go to the store pick him up a pack of Lucky Strikes.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Iv never met someone I liked that smoked lucky strikes.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ouch. I smoke lucky strikes and I ain't no God lover or Maga. I smoke em cause they're cheap.

Also not a step dad...and I'd never ask my son to get me my nasty sticks.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bet your name is Tony though, isn't it? Fess up, asshole!

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Aw...fuck..ya got me.

Lol, nah, but my uncle's name is Tony, funny enough.

[–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Checkmate, theists