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Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaks (www.theverge.com)

submitted 1 month ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Foni@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is no reason for a camera to ever be in a bathroom for any reason.

Porn, the reason ir porn

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I got kinks I won't admit to a soul, but human waste elimination is on the opposite end of my horny meter.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

So... eating human waste?!

[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Even for someone who’s into piss, corporate sponsored non consensual voyeur should be a turnoff.