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AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But then they wouldn't be able to force customers to send them analytics to over-pattern-recognize other companies into buying from them!

Think of all the startups that need this crucial sleep data! Why, how else would they get a more complete picture of how the launch of their product is impacting the other influential members of the tech circles‽

[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Nice interrobang you got there.