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AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

CEO Matteo Franceschetti said, “We will work the whole night+24/7 to build an outage mode so the problem will be fixed extremely quickly.”

I'd rather they take their time and do it right instead of vibe coding a solution lol

But what do I know, I don't have an Internet of Things Bed.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

I mean, they might as well work around the clock since they don’t have beds to sleep in.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago

I mean, when shit hits the fan, my team gets together and fixes the problem together, minimal testing and code stink allowed. You just get everyone who knows the system together and have it out until everyone is on the same page

And it's a fucking bed... How complicated can it be? This is just failover logic

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago

Can’t trust anybody who doesn’t build an offline only mode into their always online crap. I see a resurgence of the Luddites incoming. Get your old dot matrix printers going.