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Microsoft Risks the Ire of the Anti-Woke, Won't Build a Jerk-Off Machine (gizmodo.com)

submitted 6 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They should build a synthetic incubus/succubus to go around at night and jerk off men and inseminate women to increase the birthrate.

People can opt out by posting robot.exe on the doorway.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 20 points 6 days ago

They should build a synthetic incubus/succubus

Thanks for the thought, Satan, but I think that consensus is that natural incubi and succubi are the way to go.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 13 points 6 days ago

Just one?