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[–] rozodru@piefed.social 28 points 6 days ago (5 children)

the guy lost his mother due to their hoarding, hygiene, and health issues. the guy recently also lost his father to health issues/cancer. You'd think it would be a wake up call for him to start getting his shit together but it won't.

I guarantee you he's going to get health issues because of his teeth. His gums have rotted away and routinely bleed (he wipes the blood from his gums on his bedroom wall btw). His home is infested with rats, cockroaches and god knows what else that I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been bitten by a rat yet while he's sleeping. The guy is so repulsed by water that I'm surprised he doesn't have rabies. He can't even drink it because he finds it gross. He won't eat any fruit and vegetables for the same reason, they're gross.

All he eats is junk food and fast food and he's as thin as a rake. his gums are rotted. I'd be curious to know what his index and middle fingers look like at this point...

[–] scala@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago

Don't forget he has the personality of a wet brick.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

I don't understand why anyone still watches him.
Like, is his commentary just that insightful and entertaining? Or is it just watching how far it'll go?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

And, for some reason, he remains wildly popular, despite being a disgusting incubator for the next global plague.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

He’s a walking example of rage-bait and it works. People pay attention cause they love him. And people pay attention because they hate him.

He wins either way.

I’d suggest you just ignore his trollish bullshit.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Repulsed by water? Does he have Rabies?!