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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“I do not have the life energy left to do this again.”

Ohh man I felt that quote in my bones. Young people: you cannot relate. This is not about waking up for work feeling drained and demoralized. It’s about having all kinds of passion and desire but hitting hard limits in your body that were never there before, and getting less and less out of yourself all the time even as you feel the blows more and more, and then sensing that decline accelerating.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"You should try exercising. Or yoga. Or methamphetamines."

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ngl all of those things help (as long as the meth is prescribed).

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Skip the meth if you have a prescription. Talk to my boy Sketchy Steve behind the 7 eleven. He's the dude wearing a leather jacket and raver pants with facial tattoos. He'll hook you up with the real real. Make sure that you inject it directly into your veins at least 8 times a day and don't stop ever.