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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is suing Johnson and Johnson, accusing the pharmaceutical company of failing to warn consumers about the risk of taking Tylenol while pregnant.

This lawsuit, the first of its kind from a state government, comes a month after President Donald Trump and U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. announced updated guidance discouraging pregnant women from taking acetaminophen, citing it as a possible cause of autism. The announcement set off a wave of controversy in the health care community, and confusion among pregnant women unsure how they should manage fever and pain during pregnancy.

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh man crunchy tarot card constellations witches are going to be so confused which side to join.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I imagine it’ll be the homogeneous fascists vs our diverse, rag tag team of misfits. The witches may not like being shoulder-to-shoulder with J&J, but J&J aren’t the ones who made it so the witches can be accused of terrorism and imprisoned due to being “anti-christian.” So they’ll probably begrudgingly accept it.

[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

some good shit.