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I mean, coffins are expensive. It makes more sense to rent than to own.

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've heard they look far more comfortable than they really are.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

There’s just no reason to make them comfortable, so why would you? At the same time, it soothes grievers when they look comfortable, but faking it is much cheaper than actually doing it.