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hitlerball_lover1488 may well be a woman who wants to gargle Hitler's singular testicle. I'd ask you to in the future please be more mindful of when you assume a stranger online to be a man.
every. fucking. time.
I'm just having a bit of fun with you, no hard feelings. I know most Nazis are men. It's just, I don't think most Nazis who want to have sex with Hitler are gay. I think Nazi fetishism transcends sexuality. For Nazis, sex isn't about attraction or love or anything like that, it's about power. Nazis will fuck anyone: their wives, their superiors, their inferiors, even children, and it's not motivated by sexual attraction. It's motivated by sex as a display of dominance and submission. Sex is a means of reinforcing social hierarchy to Nazis. It's not about love.
For gay people, sex is about love.
Speak for yourself I'm here to cum
(Maybe I'm just not gay enough for the transcendent love-only orgasms
)
Sincerest apologies, my good slut
What then baffles me is why this is used by the anti-fascists? Why is it not just taken at face value, but the whole idea of a person getting their mouth stuffed is treated as ick and can only be because the "dominating" person has him do this.
There's nothing wrong with wanting balls in your mouth, but there's a lot wrong with wanting Hitler's lonesome ball in your mouth, because Hitler was a genocidal fascist dictator. I'm sorry, but your point that we shouldn't judge Nazis for wanting to gargle Hitler's unitary ball is harmful and displays an alarming complicity with fascism. It's not okay to fuck Nazis.
To paraphrase an old German joke, what do you call ten men gangbanging Goebbels? That's right, eleven Nazis.
But they don't literally want to suck dick do they? The whole "they want to gargle hitlers ball" is just a euphemism for them allegedly wanting to be able to submit and get owned completely by someone higher up. I'm not judging nazis for wanting to suck dick, I'm judging liberals for using dicksucking as a euphemism for deplorable, sycophantic behavior.
Furthermore I'd like to add, Mathemachristian, a Nazi girl gave me some of the best sex I've ever had. But when she said the Jews control the media, I dumped her then and there. Did I look back? Of course, she was freaky as fuck. But I didn't waver in my principles. And you shouldn't be acting like it's okay to fuck Nazis, because it isn't.
everything is about sex.
Except sex, sex is about power.
what a sad world to live in
It's attributed to Oscar Wilde.
So? I mean seems it's a wrong attribution anyway^[https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/24100/what-is-the-original-source-of-everything-in-the-world-is-about-sex-except-sex] and instead was a way of dismissively(?) summarizing freudian psychoanalysis
Huh. Interesting. Do you know any WWII scholars who will back you up on this?
No, but I know of an associate professor of literature who will. Look up Jakub Rawski's 2017 article, "Sexy Fascism: Exemplifying the Relationship between Sex and Power".