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Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’ (www.theguardian.com)

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White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 142 points 2 weeks ago (27 children)

He claimed in 2019 that “people are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once” as a result of insufficient water pressure.

Uhh, this sounds like a "you" problem, Mr. President. More fiber might help. Anyway, thanks for broadcasting your bowel troubles to the whole world, it sure makes you look strong.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

from the available info on Krasnov, constipation is the opposite of his problem which requires a towel be put down where he sits.

[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And the smell. Dont forget the smell. Pa' Thiel and the rest of the puppeteers couldn't pick a better puppet.

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