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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 183 points 1 month ago (12 children)

He needs to hurry up and od on ketamine before he figures out to upload his consciousness into neuralink and we end up in Altered Carbon.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

cocaine is most likely to OD you than KETAMINE.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Will just say it is really fucking hard to od on cocaine and it is one of the scariest feelings you can experience. Well unless you have a death wish

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

not if you combine it with multiple drugs. which ketamine-musk is likely doing.

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