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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites (futurism.com)

submitted 10 months ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 183 points 10 months ago (3 children)

He needs to hurry up and od on ketamine before he figures out to upload his consciousness into neuralink and we end up in Altered Carbon.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 60 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course.

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Long term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Literally all we gotta do is cyber bully him harder collectively. He sleeps next to a pistol and has a known substance abuse issue which clouds his perception. One good K-hole and we can call it

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.

[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If he uploads his consciousness I'm going to download a copy of it, mod it into the Sims, and torture it on loop.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

Related story of the horrors of uploading yourself 🤭

https://qntm.org/mmacevedo

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

cocaine is most likely to OD you than KETAMINE.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Will just say it is really fucking hard to od on cocaine and it is one of the scariest feelings you can experience. Well unless you have a death wish

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

not if you combine it with multiple drugs. which ketamine-musk is likely doing.