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Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 3 months ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works -3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Was the dog farmed for meat? Great!

Was it raised as a companion animal? Go Fuck Yourself.

I fucking hate militant vegans.

Dogs are horrible livestock, BTW. There's not enough meat gained for the amount of feed you have to give it. I guess the cultures that do raise dogs for meat must give them offal from other livestock to eat because there's really not much meat on a dog.

edit: heh, you want to know what the probable best source of meat on a cost basis is? Guinea Pig. Eats less than chickens, is also tastier, IMO.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Cool story bruh