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Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in.
came here to post this hahaha. I still use "X does this, Y does that -- You can't explain that." sometimes. Just something about the hubris of ending it with pointing at the person and saying you can't explain that, I love it just as much today: https://youtu.be/NUeybwTMeWo?t=11
It's a blast from the past. Seemed like it was the turning point in his career. Circling the drain so to speak.
Tide goes in, wash cycle begins, wash cycle ends, dirty water drains out.
Yes I can. Tide goes in because tide goes out.
Yeah ok mr smart guy, if that's why the tide goes in, then explain to me why tide go out, if you even can
Because it wants to meet friends.