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Trump, 79, Claims Nobody Knows What a Magnet Is (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If I didnt have crippling social anxiety I could probably make it as a stand up comic. People probably won't find a dude coming on stage, freezing up and then puking on the front row very funny. 😔

[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I would go see that. From the balcony.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Maybe you're just doing stand-up for the wrong crowds.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Comedy could use a GWAR style act.