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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 48 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

So, quick question: what exactly does he need a ballroom for? It's not like he's any good at dancing, even though he is somewhat famous for his double-handed cock milker move. Exhibit A

What's more, he doesn't have any balls, either. Certainly not the kind that would require a dedicated room. Exhibit B

I really don't get these brain farts of his. But hey, I'm not the one with syphilis-induced dementia here.

God, I can't wait until you guys finally muster the courage to oust this wannabe dictator and his clique.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 14 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Because it is not so much a ball room as it is a throne room. He wants a giant hall where he can preside at a throne in the end, where people who wants to see him has to walk through the entire thing feeling humbled, just like his dictator pals does it.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What heads of state sit on a throne in a big room where petitioners walk across to address them in 2025?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

Ones in fantasy novels

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 29 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

His entire life has been based around his perception of what people above him think of him. That's why he plastered the oval office with garish gold leaf everywhere. He thinks it will impress people like putin and erdoğan and kim . Even more so because he's showing that he has the power to spend lavishly on stuff the country doesn't want or need because that's what dictators do.

That's what this is for

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

You missed another thing he loves doing. He smashed an historical building in the early '70s in NYC during the starting of his "real estate" career. He smashed an historical building while other people were offering to pay to have the historical artifacts properly recovered. His excuse at the time? "It would have been too expensive." Meanwhile he knew it would have been free to him, it just would have taken 6-8 months later for him to break ground.

He's continued desecrating any historical site he can get his hands on, to this day.

He gets off on destroying historical monuments.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

He smashed an historical building

This immediately made me read your comment in a strong French accent

(At least in my dialect, word-initial h's are pronounced as a consonant. That means it would be "a historical" instead of "an")

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 7 points 18 hours ago

...because he can. And nobody will stop him.

[–] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Because the Kremlin has one.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Where else would he have pedo parties.