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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 1 month ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 126 points 1 month ago (9 children)

He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 36 points 1 month ago (6 children)

The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.

Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.

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