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This New AI-Powered App Lets Users Chat With Jesus, Mary, The Apostles — And Even Satan (allthatsinteresting.com)

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just think, if Mary hadn't been sleeping with the mailman we wouldn't have to be dealing with this shit.

Oh, no, I wasn't cheating on you this baby came from, er... God yeah, god, it's a virgin birth honest.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

can you imagine.... getting Joseph drunk as fucking hell and then showing up as gabriel being like.. "yeah cool story bro."