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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry but as a technicality none of the power used in a steam engine is derived from the dihydrogen monoxide. The chemical compound is used as a medium to turn thermal energy into kinetic energy. The thermal energy, likewise, is usually obtained from another source such as chemical, nuclear, or photovoltaic.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Good luck running your steam engine without it!

Also:

tidal

Pretty sure there aren't moon-powered trains, bro, but nice try.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

A steam engine can also be used to generate power, as a stationary device, but in hindsight the tidal power probably never gets that hot. The engine for moving trains could also be powered by electricity from wind or tidal, though I don't think there are any practical examples.