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...Does anyone even want this? Even if we ignore the controversies (like Jackie Chan serving on the CPPCC, Chris Tucker flying to Epstein's island, and Brett Ratner harrassing a dozen women we know about), who actually looks at Rush Hour 3 and waits 18 years for a sequel?
Orange dementia patients want it and if he read what you wrote, he’d want it even more.
He wants a movie with a black man and an Asian man who hates America teaming up to fight corrupt criminals? When the last one got 17% on rotten tomatoes?
Seems like it.
Jackie Chan has this stain on his reputation.
Michelle Yeoh has called him out for being a misogynist who thinks women should stay in the kitchen.
People who are allergic to original ideas.
I've seen a lot of films. A lot. I haven't seen any of the Rush Hour movies. So, no, I do not want a Rush Hour 4. I liked Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element, but that's about it.